Sitemap - 2025 - The Remarkable Fools Letter
the solution to affirmative action
on the naming of porta-potties
when the universe sends messages
on fake titties, fat lips and family values
fresh buns or crusty baguette?
a troll's rules for storytelling
when your wife likes sexy time with rain man
on the destruction of city property
on the intolerable perfection of self watering plants
on surfing waves of clinched sphincters
the sputtering two strokes of living well
when you delilah your own samson
On dealing with a great and profound loss of identity
on the art of curation and privacy
from timmy's turds to ground out perfection
never bug daddy on the crapper
on missing flights and missing organs
some thoughts while digging graves
racoons, regret and resting hens
century rides and columbian sock sacrifices
pouring sand in the preparation H
from the unspoken rules to ironed jeans
ass prunes, apps and analogue freedom
honesty in sports and laughter
a message to the love filled imp
when peace and contentment get boring
a troll's response to a ringing phone
my life is an overgrown garden
a fools guide to better planning
on the old waiter's favourite joke
a series of unfortunate naming choices part the second
how yacht rock saved me from the woke popes of the therapy profession
on problematic police costumes
on my love of Rupert Holmes, double mustard
an encore posting of 'how the horses escaped'
from the hospital bed to the sunshine swing
from harsh rides to smooth poops
the art of the effective arse plant
the wisdom of always wearing clean underwear
three hits on dodgeball mountain
on beginning the day with a 'reverse ahab'
what do you say to a 94 year old lady
our bodies our selves - feline edition
on that time a kid asked where to find his hind quarters
watch out for the gramma(r) llama
i'm better than austin mathews
on sticking your nose where it doesn't belong
trevor pukes grass, i open up with ketchup chips
on the grand unified theory of trucks and penises
My Reading Glasses vs. The Testicle-Seeking Grizzly
on the dripster and his puddle
on the exquisite stench of satisfaction
a slab town handyman builds a dream
one cluck forward, two clucks squack!
sawdust, swanning golfers and the bacon sandwich betrayal
on drinking from a garden hose
finding joy in flying hot tubs
a fools guide to surviving uncertain journeys
returning to overwhelming lists
from shoulder pops to bowling ball socks
once upon a time at the polling station
on the eve of our premature erection
from a sore saddle to walking shoes blues
demoralizing mud vs plentiful bud
there's a bit left in the tank
zombie jebus and the coco butter ascent
from fist bumps to tepid tears
the earth hates you (especially on a bike)
on rebar betrayal and suburban shenanigans
from grunge conformist to archie bunker bull:
back home ders a lotta money in bear shit
how to deal with food poisioning
the accidental dealth of an anarchist (and birth of a troll)
zen and the art of reciprocal hemorrhoids
a trolls guid to public service
Bernie taught me about the submarine races
Goldilocks and the green grouch
on trolling the hobbit and loving the lawyer
a trolls guide to surviving trolls
on time traveling masterpieces
On becoming extraordinarily ordnary
gaslit, ghosted and heartbroken (we didn't ask for this)
the chronicles of limp support
on two old souls outside of the cobbler
when your neighbours want your eggs
touring the north end with my dad
on the first big ride of the year and playing e-bike chicken
and if you look out of to your left
eat your heart out mercer mayer
never say this in a job interview
a note to my son's friends parents
when the footing is bad outside
on dead stock and the zombie apocalypse
gaining traction pioneering appliance porn
on fathers, sons, parsnips and turnips
the soft futility of a snow day
the problematic mushroom people
leave the phone on the charger
when preparing to one up your wife
you can never have too much candy
Frozen logs and fiery determination
in praise of doodleswitch Binglespronk
my evening with the smooth operator
the unzippered pants of specialization
when a moulting fool lays an egg
from sea shanties to sea shitting