Sitemap - 2025 - The Remarkable Fools Letter

sawdust, swanning golfers and the bacon sandwich betrayal

up against the spider line

on drinking from a garden hose

finding joy in flying hot tubs

a tale of trevor

I'm calling in sick

a fools guide to surviving uncertain journeys

returning to overwhelming lists

over the line

from shoulder pops to bowling ball socks

once upon a time at the polling station

on the eve of our premature erection

the sleeping giant

the thunder bay wonder boy

from a sore saddle to walking shoes blues

on the mud of existence

demoralizing mud vs plentiful bud

on appliance compliance

there's a bit left in the tank

zombie jebus and the coco butter ascent

from fist bumps to tepid tears

the earth hates you (especially on a bike)

on tracing the ghostly troll

on rebar betrayal and suburban shenanigans

on asses grown in molasses

from grunge conformist to archie bunker bull:

back home ders a lotta money in bear shit

how to deal with food poisioning

a troll's guide to polyamory

the accidental dealth of an anarchist (and birth of a troll)

Arsing things up

zen and the art of reciprocal hemorrhoids

a trolls guid to public service

Bernie taught me about the submarine races

friday afternoon super men

Goldilocks and the green grouch

on trolling the hobbit and loving the lawyer

a trolls guide to surviving trolls

on time traveling masterpieces

On becoming extraordinarily ordnary

gaslit, ghosted and heartbroken (we didn't ask for this)

two book recommendations

from ruminating arse

a double dose of defiance

the chronicles of limp support

on lost angelas and lost hope

on two old souls outside of the cobbler

on smuggling opioid eggs

the cabal of clucking cattle

watch your step

forty million gold cards

on the truth of real beauty

on what my daughter taught me

on reaching a personal best

when your neighbours want your eggs

touring the north end with my dad

on the first big ride of the year and playing e-bike chicken

WE BOUGHT A HORSE

cheap omelettes

on drunk chickens

on cats who bake bread

the chickens are not racists

on enthusiastic chickens

the chicken sandwich secret

and if you look out of to your left

on shopping for pants

on squeaky ice

win the race

on dirty gravel

on making hummous

a visit to my nan

on survival over sympathy

getting hired in the sixties

eat your heart out mercer mayer

never say this in a job interview

a note to my son's friends parents

on driving my son to practice

on being bad

when the footing is bad outside

on walking the cat

the new sandwich

grinding down butts

on dead stock and the zombie apocalypse

gaining traction pioneering appliance porn

on fathers, sons, parsnips and turnips

the perils of preplanning

on inopportune optimizations

the soft futility of a snow day

the problematic mushroom people

the shed of a thousand

arrogance known only

i'm sorry we're at war

my dad and his phone

leave the phone on the charger

dear america

when preparing to one up your wife

not high, just handy

on math, ADHD and lawnmowers

patching dents

petunia's place

strokes of genius

love living at home

leaning into cleaning

you can never have too much candy

how to be more sexy

too sexy for ai

Flush friendship

the chunder wonder

I did a thing!

Frozen logs and fiery determination

to boldly go

want vs need

wack, crack and conquer

the maple maul chronicles

in praise of doodleswitch Binglespronk

my evening with the smooth operator

the unzippered pants of specialization

when a moulting fool lays an egg

Ground control to major chaos

birthplace of hockey

change the theme tune

did you feed the dogs?

from sea shanties to sea shitting

on getting clear in a blizard

the blinding truth of daylight

is pain the path to presence?

dear 2024 - go to the store