forty million gold cards
canada's worth more
The angry trumpeting turnip is at it again.
He’s been masturbating destiny even more lately.
He’s still talking about making Canada a state.
It’s got me in a bit of a state.
It ain’t going to happen.
First?
Does he really want forty million more demo-crates?
Does he want another ten or so DIE loving senaturds?
But the big question relates to his answer to the ‘green card’.
You’ve heard about his idea of creating a ‘gold card’ - like the green card but with even more perks!
I don’t really trust the whole ‘green card’ / ‘gold card’ thing coming from a man whose university is more of a loon-a-versity and whose steaks make beyond meat look appetising.
This gold card is supposibly going to cost five million dollars.
And with if Canada becomes a state?
That’s forty million free gold cards for us Canucks.
The total value of acquisition?
Two hundred trillion dollars.
There are a lot of resources here.
But two hundred trillion dollars worth?
I don’t think the trumpeting turnip could stomach such a cost of acquisition.
In my household alone, we’d have twenty million in gold cards.
The only problem?
We couldn’t sell the damn thing.
And if we did?
Where would we go.
Perhaps he should stick to grabbing the ladies by their kittens and running around in gold shoes.
In the meantime?
Buy Canadian eh?
