forty million gold cards

canada's worth more

The angry trumpeting turnip is at it again.

He’s been masturbating destiny even more lately.

He’s still talking about making Canada a state.

It’s got me in a bit of a state.

It ain’t going to happen.

First?

Does he really want forty million more demo-crates?

Does he want another ten or so DIE loving senaturds?

But the big question relates to his answer to the ‘green card’.

You’ve heard about his idea of creating a ‘gold card’ - like the green card but with even more perks!

I don’t really trust the whole ‘green card’ / ‘gold card’ thing coming from a man whose university is more of a loon-a-versity and whose steaks make beyond meat look appetising.

This gold card is supposibly going to cost five million dollars.

And with if Canada becomes a state?

That’s forty million free gold cards for us Canucks.

The total value of acquisition?

Two hundred trillion dollars.

There are a lot of resources here.

But two hundred trillion dollars worth?

I don’t think the trumpeting turnip could stomach such a cost of acq…