a note to my son's friends parents

i taught your child the term donkey raping shit eater

Blame Canada?

Naw, blame me.

I’ve been taking my 15 year old son on a tour of the most offensive of all animated comedy series.

We began in the tame world of The Simpsons.

For those who cherished their time on campus and use the word problematic, they’ll likely find this problematic already.

Once finished with the Simpsons we spent a bit of time with Bob’s Burgers before hitting some American Dad then ramping up to some hard core ultra sharp Family guy.

Tonight?

He’s got some buddies over.

He’s introducing them to South Park.

I couldn’t be more proud.

I think next week we’ll check out a Rogan special on Netflix.

Or maybe Chappelle.

Hard to say.

But this is how I’m raising my son - I’m feeding him a steady diet of all of the stand up that I can find.

So when your son comes home and uses the term ‘donkey raping shit eater’?

He heard it at this fools place.

They were watching South Park: Bigger, Longer Uncut.

And me?

I was in the next room, listening with delight to their shocked laugher and rememberi…