the paradoxical theory of poo

and the turd turning of a troll's attempt at cunning linguistics

I’m struggling.

I’m struggling when people don’t give a shit about taking a shit.

And I’m not talking about theft or the act of putting up with bullshit - or as they say - take shit from people.

Odd eh? When we care, we give a shit.

When we leave our shit behind we take a shit

And odder still?

When we put up with abuse, we take shit from someone else.

And all of this turd talk is so confusing, it’s enough to make me lose my shit.

And loose shit?

Well, that dear reader is a whole other matter.

Keep on pooping you turds.