on smuggling opioid eggs

a tale of meth crackers and chicken farmers

Trends hit different places at different times.

If it’s popular in Harajuku right now, it will reach Toronto in five years.

Five years after that?

It’s widespread in Halifax.

And in the county of East Hants?

Well, it’s another five years behind.

In fact, much of the time you can never tell what the ‘popular’ fashion is if you were to spend any time there.

You’ll see hip huggers, skinny jeans, acid washed pants and high waisted mom pants all worn simultaneously with none of them being worn as part of the current zeitgeist.

Recently we were warned by the media that the connoisseurs of crack cocaine in that area were disappointed in their supply.

Apparently the crack was being cut with meth.

What a disaster!

What year do they think it is - 2006? Shouldn’t these people be doing fentanyl?

What do you call a crack head who is also a meth head? A meth cracker?

Who knows.

In the beginnings of the pandemic I was scolded by a young lady for using the term ‘crack head’ and ‘meth head’.

She told me it was pej…