How did it happen?
I woke up one morning and the pants that I wore as a therapist no longer fit.
The same pants that I used to wear as a tee vee host?
The still didn’t fit.
It was disturbing.
I’ve worn the same sized pants for about thirty years.
Now?
I can’t seem to get pants over my arse.
I went shopping yesterday. It was completely alienating.
One store I went to had pants that would look good on a golf course filled with octogenarians.
I don’t want pants like that.
The other store was filled with young people.
Those pants were completely wrong as well.
I must have spent half an hour at the mall looking at pants.
It was terrible. I wasted a half an hour of my life thinking about how to cover my arse.
Having said this, the pants that I used to wear, the pants that I loved, the pants that I had decided would be the one style to rule them all, the only pants that I would wear for the rest of my life?
Those pants?
They were put under unnecesary stress.
Bursting at the seams I was asking too much of t…
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