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on this arsehole's love of coffee

Alo dear reader.

How do you like your addictions?

Are they quick and intense or long and lingering?

Some I know have smoked cigarettes for almost forty years.

I wasn’t very good at smoking. It always made me feel bad. The addiction didn’t take.

When I was a child though, I introduced myself into the magic world of caffeine.

This is an addiction that’s been ongoing for at least forty years.

Oh sure, I’ve missed a day or two, but when I do my physical dependence on caffeine always reminds me with the joys of withdrawal.

And no, no cash is involved in this process.

Unless of course you get paid to show up with cold sweats, pounding headaches and a bad case of the shakes.

I love my addiction to coffee. I’m powerless without it. My life would lack meaning.

And?

And I’m sure the more judgemental amongst you might think that I should find a way to be bigger than the substances that make up my life.

And if you are one of these people?

There is a store, just down the street from me. They sell dicks by the…