Do you love Vishnu?

Then Merry Christmas to you too!

MERRY CHRISTMAS DEAR READER!

Those words landed me my first complaint as a delivery drivers helper!

Apparently saying this to someone with a bit more melanin than me was offensive to her habit of kneeling, facing east and praying several times per day.

Could I tell that this was going to offend.

No, I could not.

And?

If it’s now offensive to say ‘Merry Christmas’?

Well then dear reader, let me wish one and all a very Merry Christmas?

Love Vishnu?

Merry Christmas!

Think of Buddha as a buddy?

Merry Christmas!

And if you think that Mo-hammed is peachy keen?

Merry Christmas to you too motherfucker!

And if you don’t like it because it makes you feel excluded or uncomfortable?

Well then, once again, to belabour the point?

Merry Christmas!

And if you don’t like it, there’s probably some room in the Yemen for ya.

And finally?

Merry Christmas!

Don’t let the door hit you on the arse on your way out!

Sure, we’re trying to be multicultural here in Canada, but ya know what?

That means my culture still matters too!

So, Merry Christmas you fools!