On changing the name of a fowl Canadian symbol

The evolution of shit chicken management

This is a post about one of the most undeservedly recognized symbol of Canada.

This is a creature - a terrible, ridiculous and useless creature.

No, I’m not talking about our former prime minister - Prime Minister Turdrope.

Though the Drama teacher is likely a close second.

No,

I’m talking about the scourage known as Canada Geese.

AKA?

Shit Chickens.

I do not no a place that these hissing, biting overly pro creating creatures have settled where the locals are either proud nor happy about their presence.

Where ever they go?

The grounds below them become guano a go go.

Entire parks be come a no no for those with mobility issues.

Once you slip in one pile of greasy goose goo, the fun just doesn’t stop.

And when they show up by a like near you?

Neither the shitting nor the breeding stops.

The nasty little fuckers were never a native species in Nova Scotia.

Some dirty little upper Canadian puke introduced them to the area.

Now?

Now with no natural predators and sympathetic Citidiots the motherfuckers …