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never say this in a job interview

never say this in a job interview

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Jim Dalling
Feb 24, 2025
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You ate asparagus last night and recently went to the toilet and after pissing all over your fingers you didn’t have the decency to wash your hands so take this job and shove it where the asparagus pee drips!

Asparagus pee is pretty much that stinky.

But asparagus itself?

Delicoous.

Nourishing.

And probably good for me in ways that I really don’t need to know.

But the pee smell?

That asparagus pee smell?

You dear reader know exactly what I’m talking about when I mention asparagus pee smell.

There’s something about it that’s reminiscent of the scent of the markings of an intact male cat.

If you don’t know the smell, eat some asparagus, drink some water then wait a little while. You’ll remember it right away.

Eating asparagus is a lot like eating beets. You’ll be reminded very clearly of what you ate much after the fact.

Both though alarming are very nourishing.

Both can be delicious as well.

When your nourish your soul, what stinky little residue gets left behind as a pungent reminder of the good…

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