Chain link chicken spinner
and how to bask in post tantrum glow
The fence is coming along dear reader.
I hate chain link fencing.
I spent the day wrestling with a disagreeable badger that not only seemed to cling to itself and deny all logic but also wanted to rip my face off.
Did I mention that I hate this stuff.
It doesn’t make sense, this collection of twisted wires.
And sometimes, while wresting with a disagreeable badger and you’re worried about money, over tired and under fed, the appropriate thing to do?
Have a fucking tantrum.
Have a melt down.
Roar.
And watch the chickens run into their coop.
Because at that moment?
I knew that if I could get my hands on any of those fucking birds,
I’d just choke them.
I’d wring their necks.
Oh my, how vile!
I know dear reader!
I love my chickens.
But if a chain link fence can drive me to such madness, can you only imagine how much I must hate chain link fencing?
But now?
The fence is coming along well.
The tantrum has ended
And no chickens were harmed.
Not bad for a middle aged fidget spinner.

