The Remarkable Fools Letter

The Remarkable Fools Letter

on the naming of porta-potties

and leaving a two egger

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Jim Dalling
Sep 16, 2025
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Oh dear,

I did it again.

Yesterday?

I did that ‘double post thing’.

One might like to think I was being ambitious.

Me?

I think it’s age.

I wanted to send a message.

Instead?

I sent two.

I guess, in that way, I was repeating myself despite saying two different things.

What are you trying to say right meow fool?

Well.

Half of the world are below average intelligence.

Which side do you imagine you’re on?

And then?

Think of someone who you believe is on the other side of that line.

Do they imagine they belong there as well?

Now, think for a moment: who exactly would imagine they’re on the 1/2 of below average intelligence.

Next?

Here’s a test to see what side of the line you live on.

The port-a-potty company here in Dartmouth?

They call themselves The Royal Flush.

And when the Pope was in town?

They called themselves The Vat-a-cans.

Again fool? What’s the point? All of this is mere silliness!

Well.

You passed.

What side of the line is it?

Here and meow I’m not sure what side is for me.

I have little left but sil…

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