on tinfoil underpants

the porta pottie and plumbing conspiracies UNMASKED!

I’m struggling. Straining to squeeze this one out.

No, this is not a usual bullshit post.

It is however a shit post - a shit post so insidious that you can almost smell the nefarious nature of this story coal rolling from your phone.

You see, I’ve been watching some youboob videos and have stumbled onto something that truly stinks to high heaven: public washrooms and the terrifying convenience of porta-potties.

I’ve been doing my own research and I’ve discovered some foul facts about the pervasive nature of plumbing.

The media will not tell you this

And me?

I’m putting my ENTIRE family at risk by sharing these secrets with you.

But it’s my duty to share this information.

What you doo doo with your duty after reading this is purely up to you.

But dear reader, beware - once you discover what I have learned by looking through the veil, you may never ever look at a toilet and not see that the murky truth has been hiding right before your very eyes.

Now dear reader, I’m just asking questions but

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