the new sandwich

at the usual place

The drive through was lined up onto the highway at the usual place

I drove along to the next one.

At the speaker, I stammered and struggled with my order.

You’re here for the new sandwich

The hidden voice sounded really tired.

People have been lining up all day.

The new sandwich was incredible. It was drive through food perfected.

Composed of sliced beef, bacon, swiss and cheddar cheeses and a sauce that’s almost as good as big mac sauce this was drive through food perfected.

The Supreme Stack at Tim Hortons isn’t merely a sandwich. It’s a boner burger, a handful of drippy, greasy Viagra. It brought great joy into my being.

The perfect drink to go with such perfection?

The imperialists would insist on a cola or a ‘soda’ of some sort.

Tim Hortons doesn’t sell the stuff.

Instead?

Tea.

Canadian style. The usual way: four sugars, one milk.

So the next time you’re at Tims

Tell them you want a boner burger.

When they don’t know how to respond, tell them you want the greasy beef, the new sandwich.

I am certain that they will know EXACTLY what you mean and no one will find you creepy.

Stay weird Dartmouth