a trolls guide to surviving trolls

the surprisingly peaceful path of ignoring each other

How do you destroy a metastatic turnip, something greater than a vegetable that not only overtakes your garden but spreads unpalatable ideas all over the world?

Choke off its oxygen.

Isolate it from the trunip pile.

Basically, treat it like a troll.

I’ve been shit posting on hockey message boards for almost twenty five years right now.

There are fewer things more delightful than going to the fansite of another team and stirring shit up after the Montreal Canadiens win a hockey game.

I’ve shit talked my way around most North American Cities.

I’ve insulted their fans, their fanbases, their journalists and all of the nationalities of all of the players on any of these teams.

Why?

Because it’s fun!

It’s fucking fantastic to get a rise outta people.

Some of my favorite hockey players are trolls - Sean Avery is a trolling prick of such legendary status, they should create an award just for him.

Either him or the great Nova Scotian Brad Marchand - AKA The Licker.

There’s a certain thrilling power that …