on the eve of our premature erection

canadia's hard on against e-lonny and his rat f%&*ing friends

Forgive me dear reader.

Things may be stiff today. Walking funny too.

No, I didn’t get a job at the ministry for silly walks

(though if they were hiring, I’d apply and truth be damned I’d tick every special interest box just to ensure I got the job)

But let me get back to the matter at hand.

Things are hard here in Canada.

Wooden. Hard.

We are solid in our unity and resolve.

You see, we here in Canada are having an erection. It was due to happen in the fall, but we’re having a premature erection because of the Turnip and has chaos machine.

So if things seem stiff around these parts, they are pretty stiff these days in Canadia.

We’re all a bit shook up by the threats from that orange ape.

And the likely interference with our erection - especially from the rat fucking billionaire boys.

Luckily with a short erection cycle, we’ve cockblocked most of the southern sources of erection interference and disinformation.

Thank goodness.

Now lock up zuck and cover e-Lonny the muskrat with tar and feathers.

Bec…