The piss-take protocol

decoding our liquid language

When an ivory tower academic writes a paper, they begin with a theoretical framework. This framework is based on a survey of the best literature and ideas that can be found in relation to the topic at hand.

But as you well know dear reader, I’m a troll not a fucking egg head.

When a porcelain altered troll writes, we too can create a theoretical framework. But as a troll, it’s much more base.

Instead of high falootin ideas, mine is based on some simple truths of humanity. These truths are both embodied and base. That’s right folks - poo poo caca logic.

Earlier in the summer I wrote about the reflexive rejection we trolls engage in as we vomit back the rules of polite society. Yesterday I explored the paradoxical theory of poo.

Now, all that is left is the turd in this series. Today? With dedication and vomit out of the way, I have little left to explore but the land of the golden showers - Urinetown.

As a man of a certain age, I’m becoming more aware of the nation of urine. Urination in t…