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how to be more sexy

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a fool's guide to the power of cute

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Jim Dalling
Jan 23, 2025
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I'm hot 'coz I'm fly
You ain't 'coz you're not
This is why, this is why
This is why I'm hot
Mims: This is Why I’m hot

It’s difficult being humble when you’re as cute as I am.

It is.

My entire life, people have remarked on how fantastic I look.

Ok.

People?

My mother.

She’s always told me how damn handsome I am.

And my wife?

She regularly tells me: You’re lucky you’re cute.

I used to ignore her or let that comment just kinda roll away with self deprecating humour.

Lately I’ve been changing my tune.

My responses now include: Damn right I’m cute or You’re lucky that I’m cute, or Luck has nothing to do with it. Do you have any idea how much effort I put into being this cute or Cute? I’m not cute. Puppies are cute. I’m hot. Hot as the sun baby.

Sadly these responses don’t go over so well.

So what does a fool do when somethings not working?

We double down on what we’re doing.

(of course)

Now, instead of waiting to be called cute, I encourage my wife to notice how cute I am and to ‘check me out being cute’.

Then…

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