small dog energy

big wisdom, zero guile

Aloha dear reader!

It is incredibly trite to begin a blog post by asserting ‘there are only two types of people in the world…’ and then continuing to make observations that support this assertion.

Well my friends, I am never above poop jokes and therefore am never ever above trite assertions.

With that in mind?

There are only two types of dudes in the world - dudes who love big dogs and little dog dudes.

The first look for a trusted companion, a creature of power, dominance and majesty.

The others like having a big useless hound that takes up a lotta space, eats bags and bags of food then deposits mountainous piles of hot hot dog logs all around their territory.

I’d go so far to say that a big dog love has some sort of poo fetish.

Which mutt do you imagine I prefer dear reader?

Given my love of toilet soaked tag lines, one might suppose that I have a poo fetish. That seems reasonable.

But, I’m a troll and a fool and being reasonable?

That’s not how I roll.

I’m a small dog man.

I like little ones.

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