Oh my dear reader.
I’ve done it again.
That’s right.
This troll’s screwed up, yet again.
How often do you find yourself searching “can I unsend a message on an IPhone”, only to be disappointed by the fact that you have only two minutes to do such a thing?
I mean, who on earth can realize they sent something to the wrong person and learn how to unsend it in under two minutes?
It’s neither a phone’s function or feature, it’s just a futile fantasy.
You see dear reader, I encountered a video that was likely AI generated. It made me laugh so I sent it as a text to a number of gentlemen that I figured may give it a chuckle.
The video in question?
Well,
I’ll let you know about that shortly.
The recipient?
They were in my phone as a possible luxury walking tour client with the same name as my hairdresser who I thought may find this video funny.
The video in question?
It’s likely too gross and obscene for me to share with you.
(Hi mom, I know that you’re reading this)
But that’s never stopped me before.
So the video in question?
Here it is:
Right? Watch it. Listen to the words.
And know that a proper septuagenarian Englishman - a parter at an accounting firm in rural England woke up to find this in his inbox.
After I realized my mistake, my mind raced what will he do? Will he write a terrible review on my trip advisor page? Could he contact my boss? Or, perhaps, this will give him a bit of courage to ‘ask’. Maybe he could play this for his wife and just maybe this man witch might become his wife’s next meal…
Who knows?
I could reach out.
He might thank me.
Either way,
That text message isn’t going to unsend itself.