The unsend button doesn’t work as it should
it still isn’t going to suck itself
Oh my dear reader.
I’ve done it again.
That’s right.
This troll’s screwed up, yet again.
How often do you find yourself searching “can I unsend a message on an IPhone”, only to be disappointed by the fact that you have only two minutes to do such a thing?
I mean, who on earth can realize they sent something to the wrong person and learn how to unsend it in under two minutes?
It’s neither a phone’s function or feature, it’s just a futile fantasy.
You see dear reader, I encountered a video that was likely AI generated. It made me laugh so I sent it as a text to a number of gentlemen that I figured may give it a chuckle.
The video in question?
Well,
I’ll let you know about that shortly.
The recipient?
They were in my phone as a possible luxury walking tour client with the same name as my hairdresser who I thought may find this video funny.
The video in question?
It’s likely too gross and obscene for me to share with you.
(Hi mom, I know that you’re reading this)
But that’s never stopped me before.
So the video in question?
Here it is:
Right? Watch it. Listen to the words.
And know that a proper septuagenarian Englishman - a parter at an accounting firm in rural England woke up to find this in his inbox.
After I realized my mistake, my mind raced what will he do? Will he write a terrible review on my trip advisor page? Could he contact my boss? Or, perhaps, this will give him a bit of courage to ‘ask’. Maybe he could play this for his wife and just maybe this man witch might become his wife’s next meal…
Who knows?
I could reach out.
He might thank me.
Either way,
That text message isn’t going to unsend itself.