The Remarkable Fools Letter

The Remarkable Fools Letter

The unsend button doesn’t work as it should

it still isn’t going to suck itself

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Jim Dalling
Oct 22, 2025
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Oh my dear reader.

I’ve done it again.

That’s right.

This troll’s screwed up, yet again.

How often do you find yourself searching “can I unsend a message on an IPhone”, only to be disappointed by the fact that you have only two minutes to do such a thing?

I mean, who on earth can realize they sent something to the wrong person and learn how to unsend it in under two minutes?

It’s neither a phone’s function or feature, it’s just a futile fantasy.

You see dear reader, I encountered a video that was likely AI generated. It made me laugh so I sent it as a text to a number of gentlemen that I figured may give it a chuckle.

The video in question?

Well,

I’ll let you know about that shortly.

The recipient?

They were in my phone as a possible luxury walking tour client with the same name as my hairdresser who I thought may find this video funny.

The video in question?

It’s likely too gross and obscene for me to share with you.

(Hi mom, I know that you’re reading this)

But that’s never stopped me before.

So th…

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