a trolls guide to durty money

and how to blow snot rockets of contentment

I’ve been spending a lot of time in public these days.

Not only that, but I’ve been spending a WHOLE LOTTA time WITH the public.

And ya know what I’ve noticed dear reader?

Humans are filthy creatures with filthy habits.

No, I’m not talking about powerful farting or blasting snot rockets as you streak along on a bicycle - I do these things and THEY ARE COMPLETELY FINE.

Because dear reader, as you must know, that I am completely fine and 100% acceptable to every person all the time.

So farting and snot rockets get the green light - the snot rockets especially - though they are more of a greenish yellow…

Picking noses?

That’s a bit gross

But the most filthy and gross habit we’re obssesed with?

The one that causes the most harm in the world?

The games of status that you and every other motherfucker who reads this play unawares in the world.

You’ve done it your whole life.

But the biggest play in those games of all?

Deciding that status doesn’t matter - I don’t care what other people think…

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