Four eggs.
That’s what we got today.
Four eggs.
We have five hens.
So a four egg day - a four egger?
That’s a damn good day.
I don’t know what we did to deserve the four eggs.
I’m grateful nonetheless.
Four eggs!
We haven’t had a day like that in months.
The laydees have been particularly perky lately.
Some might consider them noisy.
Me?
I think they’ve been living with a lot of gusto.
Gusto? Really Jimmy?
I dunno.
But enthusiastic chickens seem pretty productive.
Bok bok you fools.