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Jim Dalling
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Four eggs.

That’s what we got today.

Four eggs.

We have five hens.

So a four egg day - a four egger?

That’s a damn good day.

I don’t know what we did to deserve the four eggs.

I’m grateful nonetheless.

Four eggs!

We haven’t had a day like that in months.

The laydees have been particularly perky lately.

Some might consider them noisy.

Me?

I think they’ve been living with a lot of gusto.

Gusto? Really Jimmy?

I dunno.

But enthusiastic chickens seem pretty productive.

Bok bok you fools.

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