What would you do if money was no object?
We’ve seen it with Lonny. He became Twitler and made room in the world to bring back goose stepping.
Recently Trey Parker and Matt Stone receieved the same kind of we’re rich beyond our wildest imaginings so the world can fuck off money as Lonny.
Sure, 1.5 billion between two dorks who took LSD and went to the Oscars isn’t nearly as much fuck off money as Lonny swings around.
But?
Trey and Matt aren’t supporting a hundred children and eighty baby mommas all over the world.
While Lonny’s been draining his balls, Trey and Matt have grown massive go nadders.
And with their fuck off money?
They just spent last night baiting the turnip. The latest episode of South Park - season 27, episode 1 is a fucking masterstroke of trolling.
It’s fucking trollish perfection.
Not only do they show Donny and his itty bitty liddle widdie penis with his cock out no less than five times, but they also spat in the face of Paramount - the company they just signed the 1.5 billion dollar deal with the day before this episode aired.
As a long time South Park fan I could nerd out on all of the comedy call backs and stylistic choices that reflect different eras in the show, but though I’m wired weirdly, I’m not a retard with a small cock like the orange ape in charge of ‘Merica.
In other words?
I’m not prepared to dwell on such small things.
Mostly though?
I love South Park because they piss everyone off.
When the show first aired, it pissed of Christian Conservatives.
For the last decade, progressives hated it.
Unlike someone like Colbert, they troll policis the right way.
Because even though Stevie would make Biden and Obama jokes, it was always done with a bit of a wink of affection and admiration. Right wingers didn’t get any love at all.
What separates Parker and Stone from Col-bert?
They fucking hate everyone.
They’re completely nihilistic.
They’re the true airs to George Carlin’s philosophy of hating everyone equally.
They are currently baiting the president of the United States by showing him with a tiny little dick.
And given how much the turnip likes being an authoritarian?
Trey Parker and Matt Stone are a shining light of trollishness laying bare a naked truth about us trolls - we may be nuts
But our nuts are huge.
Take risks.
Love your family.
Fuck society.
(please see this bit from the end of the show - you’ll need to go to youboob in order to watch it.)