Archive - The Remarkable Fools Letter

on the grand unified theory of trucks and penises

and why you might not want to share this with your uncle

10 hrs ago •

My Reading Glasses vs. The Testicle-Seeking Grizzly

and other daily annoyances

May 15 •

on the dripster and his puddle

May 14 •

the truth about a pug's face

and why your cat's psychopathy is linked to you

May 13 •

on the exquisite stench of satisfaction

and being a sommelier of flatulence

May 12 •

a slab town handyman builds a dream

(that no mexicans will pay for)

May 11 •

one cluck forward, two clucks squack!

on Houdini hens and the human heart

May 10 •

sawdust, swanning golfers and the bacon sandwich betrayal

when. yer dad has more nerve than dick tracey

May 9 •

up against the spider line

where agreeableness ends and chicken feed begins

May 8 •

on drinking from a garden hose

do you spit or swallow?

May 7 •

finding joy in flying hot tubs

how I stopped worrying and learned to love 'the picker'

May 6 •

a tale of trevor

prince, prisoner, puke machine

May 5 •

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