Part 2: How to clean your closet

And stay out of your wife's drawers

Yesterday we started with a premise:

Over one thousand dollars in cash is missing.

(it might even be a couple thouand dollars depending on what you sold)

Let’s begin there again: Imagine this. You just sold something substantial. You were paid cash. Instead of doing the reasonable thing and putting the money in a bank account, fearing ‘the government’ coming for it(?) you decided to keep it with you figuring you’ll slowly introduce these lovely little bills to the world in a trickle.

Over time, the money will dispurse and no one will be none the wiser. Oh sure, you know you’ve done nothing wrong or illegal. And having a stack of cash that’s almost two inches thick is the kind of thing that changes a person’s somatic experience of themselves.

A pile of money has value and can’t be traced. The thought of losing this much cash or having it stolen is unthinkable. You have big plans for these little critters. You don’t want to let them leave the house a moment earlier than necessary.

And?

There …