What type of person are you?

... and try not to pee on the cat.

Clearly there are two types f people in the world.

Psychologists? Neuroscientists, Psychoanalysts?

With all of their categorization and dispensation they have created a misrepresentation of the human condition. The cornucopia of conditions and afflictions a presented in the DSM 5, is entirely a big masturbatory waste of time. This is a waste of time because there are only two types of people in the world: Dog people and cat people.

At this juncture, I’m unwilling to wade too far into this swampy mess. I will show up and choose a side though. I am, have been and will forever be a cat person. Meow and furever. With our cat Trevor? I’m clearly his person. He follows me around rubbing into me. Asking for food. Hoping I’ll die so he can dine on my eyeballs.

Trevor is a bit nasty. And I love him anyway.

Today was one of those days

Those days of

good

solid

draining

work.

Iwasdone.

I wanted a break. I went home. I saw Trevor he was doing his usual - following me around. I was dong my usual - trying no…