What do teeth and plumbing have in common?

no, the answer is not brown stains

We’re taking a little trip to old joke and clicheville today.

Here, a direct comic comparison of two seemingly different things will blind you with idiocy while ideally providing some absurd, yet relatable conclusion.

Let’s begin.

What do teeth and plumbing have in common?

They both are used for eating turds?

Gross. No. Ew.

Please keep your odd dietary requirements to yourselves you dirty perverts.

What do teeth and plumbing have in common?

You really notice them when they stop working.

There are a few professionals that I really never want to see. I’m guessing the feeling is mutual for some. I’m guessing that my eventual urologist might feel creeped out if I insist on staring deeply into their eyes.

But in the last two days, I’ve seen an emergency dentist for the rapid extraction and an emergency plumber for the rapid removal of a blockage.

Both caused a direct hit to the pocket book

Both were kind, caring professionals.

And, I do not want to see either of them any time soon.

And at the same time…