The first plumbing emergency?

I called an emergency plumber.

I imagine they were likely waiting in the plumber station for my call.

They were there, hanging out with their dalmatian, washing the van, sliding down the emergency plumber pole.

For practice?

Of course.

I dunno,

Either that or working out and getting in shape for that ‘emergency plumber’ calendar.

Single people just love emergency plumbers.

You know,

With their pants.

Nothing quite as hot as ass cleavage.

And then their big, powerful plumbing trucks

All of that ‘clear your pipes’ kind of thing.

It’s almost enough to put condensation on your pipes.

(but if you have that kind of moisture problem, a good plumber might come in handy)1

There’s a certain bravery that I think people gravitate to.

To be an emergency plumber, you need a certain selflessness.

You know what I’m saying?

When you run out, we run in.

They face things everyday that normal people do not want to look at.

They make their business urgent because they know your business is too.

If…