I prefer Dirty Willie Cosby to Will Smith.
Though puddin pop is about as awful as a person can be based on his history of drugging and raping women, his cadence and comic timing adds more to the culture than Smith’s roguish charm.
Smith grosses me out.
First of all, he’s in the cult created by a science fiction writer who seemed to create his cult on a dare.
Next?
Dude has no sense of humour.
Even more, what he did to Chris Rock was about the ugliest thing I’ve been willing to watch on network television in years.
What’s worse though?
He popularized the phrase Smell ya later
The statement begs a torrent of questions: What part of me will you be smelling later? How did you obtain my scent? When will you be smelling me and what will you be doing when you’re smelling me?
The only people who use the phrase smell you later are dirty perverts.
Not really.
You likely have used the phrase.
And it was fun calling you a dirty pervert.
But smell and pleasure go hand in hand and groin to mouth to groin to ha…
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