this might be my next tattoo

or perhaps a bumper sticker?

I fall in love with little things. Sometimes, I can sing the same two lines for an hour merely because I like how it sounds.

Other times, I’ll read a joke or funny line that I’ve written over and over again loving it more each time I read it.

Then there are times that I’ll look in the mirror while wearing no clothes and think, jeeze Jim, you’re pretty darn cute.

And every now and then the Chat GPT’s outdoes me.

I asked for a logo that said ‘Weirdos United Against Normies’

It was part of a fictive agency that I wanted to create Borat style. Their mandate?

Encourage people with ADHD to have as many fucking babies as possible. The reasoning? ADHD is genetic and crosses both race and cultures. The goal? Domination through population. ADHD people could take over the world.

That may cause some problems.

But likely solve others.

Like global warming.

With a majority population of ADHD people, we’d likely go extinct. All humans gone?

Bingo bango bongo.

Problem solved.

If you want to solve global warming?

Get the ADHD people to mate, procreate and raise families of like fifteen kids.

They could all be small businesses that make trustees in bankruptcy wealthy.

I know what you’re thinking right now:

GAMECHANGER.

Right?

So, I asked the Chat GPT’s for that logo and it botched it. It had a hallucination.

It frequently does this when creating images. Words in the images are frequently misspelled. None however have been as fantastic as what I used to title the post yesterday: Werdos Untie.

Say that outloud.

Now say it and pretend you’re speaking Spanish.

Now do it as a Russian

Now as a Japanese

Now as though you’re from the Midwest.

Now as a hoser.

Now do it as a Newfie (think Irish but with a couple of extra marbles in your mout)

If you missed yesterday’s image, here it is again. (there’s more to read below it so don’t be stingy with yourself, wade into a bit of insanity to begin your day)

It’s frickin’ amazing.

I keep saying it over and over again and I can’t seem to stop.

Each time I say it in a different way, I giggle mroe.

That could be the full slogan:

werdos untie, giggle mroe.

Phew.

That really should be a bumper sticker shouldn’t it?

or just werdos untie

I can’t tell for sure.

You likely know better than I do.

is that bumper sticker material?

(dare to dream)