How to cook a kitten part 3
they seem to be catching on.
The captors seem more wise to me
The kitten?
Less available.
Steps to culinary kitten success:
1 Get a kitten. Make big eyes. Attempt to convince humans that kitten is not for lunch.
2 Sign letter stating: I will defo not eat this kitten.
3 Get a blender.
4 Put kitten in.
5 Set to purée.
6 Don’t forget the lid.
7 Blend till smooth.
8 Place contents in saucepan and bring to a boil.
9 Mix in onion, pepper and salt to taste.
10 Strain through coffee filter to remove fluffy bits.
