How to cook a kitten part 3

they seem to be catching on.

The captors seem more wise to me

The kitten?

Less available.

Steps to culinary kitten success:

1 Get a kitten. Make big eyes. Attempt to convince humans that kitten is not for lunch.

2 Sign letter stating: I will defo not eat this kitten.

3 Get a blender.

4 Put kitten in.

5 Set to purée.

6 Don’t forget the lid.

7 Blend till smooth.

8 Place contents in saucepan and bring to a boil.

9 Mix in onion, pepper and salt to taste.

10 Strain through coffee filter to remove fluffy bits.