The unique smell of money

on unconventional fundraising

Holy red hot horse poo, dear reader!

The shit has been flying around here these days.

You see,

We’re doing a fundraiser for my son’s soccer trip to Spain.

My idea to raise money?

We’ll sell horseshit by the bag.

The love nuggets for sale are many scoops of four or more year old horse shit, packaged in feed bags and shovelled lovingly by two teenage boys.

Why, one might ask, would I try selling actual vegetarian raised butt nuggets?

Well, there’s always money in turds.

And so far we’ve taken over sixteen hundred dollars in orders.

Holy shit eh?

So when they tell you your idea stinks,

Let them know that was the whole point from the very beginning .

Stay stinky, you fools!