The Remarkable Fools Letter

The Remarkable Fools Letter

The porta potty plot (part 3)

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Jim Dalling
Jan 03, 2026
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Ok dear reader. I hope you’re sitting down to read this.

But do not read this while sitting on a toilet. It may not be safe. As I said yesterday:

The toilets are listening.

I was sworn to secrecy while at the same time told to spread the truth far and wide.

The government doesn’t just control how we drive and how much we earn and how we travel and trade. They’re here doing the will of the elites—hidden right in front of us—without our even knowing.

Rick was at me again.

You see, dear reader…

At first, I was sceptical. Just as you may be.

But Ricky persisted despite my objections.

“Ah, come on, Ricky. You’d have to be crazy to believe there’s anything nefarious about plumbing.”

Ricky wasn’t having any of it.

“That’s what they want you to think. That’s how they get away with it.”

I tried again. “But wouldn’t someone involved crack? Wouldn’t news of this get out?”

His reply became a refrain:

“That’s what they want you to think.”

I kept questioning.

“Aren’t there better ways to control people that are a …

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