The porta potty plot (part 3)
the plumbumnati
Ok dear reader. I hope you’re sitting down to read this.
But do not read this while sitting on a toilet. It may not be safe. As I said yesterday:
The toilets are listening.
I was sworn to secrecy while at the same time told to spread the truth far and wide.
The government doesn’t just control how we drive and how much we earn and how we travel and trade. They’re here doing the will of the elites—hidden right in front of us—without our even knowing.
Rick was at me again.
You see, dear reader…
At first, I was sceptical. Just as you may be.
But Ricky persisted despite my objections.
“Ah, come on, Ricky. You’d have to be crazy to believe there’s anything nefarious about plumbing.”
Ricky wasn’t having any of it.
“That’s what they want you to think. That’s how they get away with it.”
I tried again. “But wouldn’t someone involved crack? Wouldn’t news of this get out?”
His reply became a refrain:
“That’s what they want you to think.”
I kept questioning.
“Aren’t there better ways to control people that are a bit less stinky than porta potties and swerve lines?”
“That’s what they want you to think—so you don’t question anything.”
“But it’s improbable. Collecting fecal matter can’t be an approach to controlling humans. There’s no science behind that wacky theory.”
“That’s what they want you to think. They just haven’t released the data.”
“Secret societies have existed for years, Ricky. We know about them. If this was truly the act of a secret society, we’d have learned long ago about the plumbumnati.”
“That’s what they want you to think. The Plumbumnati are the most secret of secret societies.”
“No one could have that power, Rick. No organization could reach that deep.”
“That’s what they want you to think, Jimmy. That’s how they control you. That’s how they’ve controlled everything for so damn long. Are you ready to go deeper into this mess?”
I was stumped. I like Rick, but I wasn’t sure about following him down his particular rabbit hole of crazy.
“I think you’re crazy, Ricky.”
“That’s what they want you to think. It’s easier to dismiss the truth than to embrace knowing an ancient secret society called the Plumbumnati is in control of everything.”
“Ok, Ricky. If that’s the case, do we spread the word or keep it secret? I’m so confused.”
“That’s what they want you to think. Once they have you confused, the easier you are to control.”
And so it went, dear reader.
As we rumbled through the valley delivering boxes along our usual route, Ricky led me down a rabbit hole so nasty, so improbable—yet so clear—I still can’t believe I missed it.
The truth, dear reader?
They’re out there.
They’re in control and most importantly?
The toilets are listening…
How and why?
Well…
We’ll go a bit further with that tomorrow.