The Porta Potty Plot Part 2

The toilets are listening

Dear reader,

I told you last night that I would write tonight about the Porta Potty Plot but sadly,

Ricky has me convinced:

The toilets are listening.

I need to get out to the lake and away from indoor plumbing.

If by this point dear reader, you’re asking yourself why?

Then you obviously have missed the point:

THE TOILETS ARE LISTENING.

So I need to get somewhere off grid and away from city water, main, meters and the most diabolical of creations - central sewer lines.

I need to get away from the GOVERNMENT who control not only the water we drink but also force us to pay to pee.

And if it were MERELY bodily fluids extortion, that would be bad enough. But the global and historical sense of this diabolical reality will blow your mind.

But not today dear reader. I’m not yet safe.

Because, and I’ll say it one more time for the I believe in science crowd - yes, I know you’re out there, useful idiots for Big-Sewa -(you know, like Big Pharma only a little more greasy) You likely think that this is impossible and that I’m insane. I’ll admit that I felt the same way too. But now I know:

THE TOILETS ARE LISTENING.

And since I’ve accepted this?

I’ve been pissing in the yard and shitting in a coffee can.

And if you value your freedom?

I suggest you start doing the same.

Tomorrow, I will reveal to all y’all a secret world so omnipresent and terrifying that it will make you QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU KNOW!

All I can say is this:

The toilets are listening.

And the very fabric of human existence is at stake here people.

So if you want the blue pill, to live in blissful ignorance of the nefarious truth behind indoor plumbing, ignore the next few fools letters.

But if you show up tomorrow, know this dear reader: you have chosen the red pill. You’ve chosen to awaken to the reality of our fractured world. It’s right here in plain sight. Once you do this, you can never go back.

You can’t unsee the reality of the conspiracy of poop and pee. Ricky told me about this stuff.

And when it comes to bullshit stories?

Ricky knows them best.

See you on the other side dear reader!