The Porta Potty Plot Part 2

The toilets are listening

Dear reader,

I told you last night that I would write tonight about the Porta Potty Plot but sadly,

Ricky has me convinced:

The toilets are listening.

I need to get out to the lake and away from indoor plumbing.

If by this point dear reader, you’re asking yourself why?

Then you obviously have missed the point:

THE TOILETS ARE LISTENING.

So I need to get somewhere off grid and away from city water, main, meters and the most diabolical of creations - central sewer lines.

I need to get away from the GOVERNMENT who control not only the water we drink but also force us to pay to pee.

And if it were MERELY bodily fluids extortion, that would be bad enough. But the global and historical sense of this diabolical reality will blow your mind.

But not today dear reader. I’m not yet safe.

Because, and I’ll say it one more time for the I believe in science crowd - yes, I know you’re out there, useful idiots for Big-Sewa -(you know, like Big Pharma only a little more greasy) You likely think that this is impo…