The Magic Wand of Denial

the third in a series of visits to your kitchen

Yesterday you needed to deny something.

With the Magic Wand of Denial, you need to wave it in order for it to work.

So.

Wave your Magic Wand of Denial at your stove while shouting:

YOU DO NOT EXIST!

And poof it worked.

Your stove disappeared.

You might have missed it. The magic wand of denial is so effective, you won’t even notice that its working.

Do you know what’s so great about the magic wand of denial?

It doesn’t matter whether your kitchen is a mess or not, the Magic Wand of Denial can make your existence 100% reality free.

Here’s how it works.

When life is going wrong, you simply make an incision in the space-time continuum using the magic wand of denial. You slide into the reality of existence where whatever you imagine should happen does happen, and another level of you slides into your life here.

It’s quite remarkable really.

It happens instantly.

Unfortunately, it’s so damn seamless that you won’t notice the transition between planes of reality.

The you that is conscious here may have t…