The Magic Wand of Denial
the third in a series of visits to your kitchen
Yesterday you needed to deny something.
With the Magic Wand of Denial, you need to wave it in order for it to work.
Wave your Magic Wand of Denial at your stove while shouting:
YOU DO NOT EXIST!
And poof it worked.
Your stove disappeared.
You might have missed it. The magic wand of denial is so effective, you won’t even notice that its working.
Do you know what’s so great about the magic wand of denial?
It doesn’t matter whether your kitchen is a mess or not, the Magic Wand of Denial can make your existence 100% reality free.
Here’s how it works.
When life is going wrong, you simply make an incision in the space-time continuum using the magic wand of denial. You slide into the reality of existence where whatever you imagine should happen does happen, and another level of you slides into your life here.
It’s quite remarkable really.
It happens instantly.
Unfortunately, it’s so damn seamless that you won’t notice the transition between planes of reality.
The you that is conscious here may have the opportunity to slip off into another altered existence.
And the you that slips into this place?
They’re the you that needs to live this life and have this suffering.
I wonder what great life you inadvertently sucked that piece of you from…
Likely one where the world is ruled by fourteen foot tall pink flamingos and people are kept in pens as pets.
That’s a terrible alternative reality.
So, use the magic wand of denial as much as you like. Someone is going to have to deal with that damn stove sometime.
It’s like the old saying goes:
You too can own the magic wand of denial for only five hundred dollars plus shipping