Some folks really don’t like dogs.
Others are much more suspicious of their owners.
Some think, that behind every dog owner, lurks a manical, twisted turd distribution system. Some seem to believe all that a dog does is bark, thereby disturbing the peace and leave behind land mines for hiking shoes - or any boots with deep, difficult to clean treds.
Others bark about the impact of dog feces on the local lakes.
As a dog owner, intolerant of criticism and imagining it coming every other second of the day, I tend to have a half dozen poop bags with me no matter where I am.
I care about the lakes. I care about the nerdy boys stepping in dog poop. (but if I really had my druthers, I’d leave giant gobps of dog turds in the parking lots of every school so every teacher would have to meet every boy that is a clone of me that would forever refer to them as ‘old stinky foot.’
That would be a great story eh?
Sadly, I practice restraint.
Sadly, I’m too dedicated to. the doodie duty.
You’ll be happy …
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