The grocery store of life
Jim's classic grocery store rant as you've never heard it before
I write a lot about grocery stores, likely it's because in grocery stores, there's usually something for everybody.
You’ll find all of life’s necessities in a grocery store. Are you an Android dreaming of electric sheep? Find yourself in need of a top up on oil or luuuube? Grocery stores got you. They’re pretty much like a market. Only supersized. A Super-market!
Able to leap…
It’s a damn grocery store Jim. That sucker’s leapin’ nothing.
How could they leap?
(which I guess saves them from the agony…)
read that until you get it.
Have you ever noticed any thing heroic about a Supermarket?
What’s so super about them?
Who every heard of a grocery store flying through the air?
Who every heard of a grocery store getting changed into pyjamas in a phone booth?