The grocery store of life

Jim's classic grocery store rant as you've never heard it before

I write a lot about grocery stores, likely it's because in grocery stores, there's usually something for everybody.

You might want to be an avocado or the PRODOCAVO. You might be there to meet the meat manager. You simply might be there for groceries. Whatever the case, there's something for most everyone.

You’ll find all of life’s necessities in a grocery store. Are you an Android dreaming of electric sheep? Find yourself in need of a top up on oil or luuuube? Grocery stores got you. They’re pretty much like a market. Only supersized. A Super-market!

Able to leap…

No.

It’s a damn grocery store Jim. That sucker’s leapin’ nothing.

How could they leap?

They

Don’t

Have

De

Feet.

(which I guess saves them from the agony…)

read that until you get it.

Well done.

Let’s continue.

Have you ever noticed any thing heroic about a Supermarket?

What’s so super about them?

Who every heard of a grocery store flying through the air?

Who every heard of a grocery store getting changed into pyjamas in a phone booth?

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