the axe man flubbith!

on causing chaos and pushing people away

They’ve discovered Flubber!

Well, not really. Robin Williams is not coming back. Flubber doesn’t exist

BUT!

They have recently discovered how to expand a molocule by exciting the particles and in doing so, they’ve created some sort of improbable time crystals.

Are we now playing with the fabric of space and time?

If so, that’s a bit fucked.

And,

If so,

I want to be one of the ones ‘playing’ with this stuff.

Look.

Let me level with you.

If you’re the kind of arsehole who’s playing with the space time continuum, you’re either a frickin’ time lord or an evil supervillain.

These scientists MUST BE SUPERVILLAINS.

(that’s what I love best about a time lord. They’re smarter than people. They know that the hero and villain are both the same person)

If I were an evil supervillain, they’d call me “THE AXEMAN”.

My superpower?

My ability to carry a grudge.

My weapon?

Well, I’d have an unlimited arsenal of dull hatchets, axes and mauls. I’d have an unlimited supply of axes to grind.

I’d gladly play that role a…