That Bonner Caddard

he's sumpin' else yes he is

you see that b’y - seventeen years old he is, put the en-tire team on his back there with him.

Won Canada the game. In overtime. While breaking records.

Sumpin’ else he is wha?

Magine bein’ like that. Magine bein’ that good. So good you pick up the team. Pick up the whole damn country, throw them. Throw them right, directly, square onto yer back. That’s wha he did. He picked us up and give us a chuck. He chucked us. He chucked us up there. Right there. Onto his back.

He did that with the second largest land mass.

Second largest land mass.

In. The . World.

And you take that big ass piece of land mass.

And you throw that whole damn thing on your back and you skates down the ice with the puck and you wins the game in overtime.

Sakes through the whole nuther team.

Worse part yet? They didn’t stand a chance because this b’ye, he’s so frickin’ good.

You ever do that?

You ever make that choice?

Ever step forward and ses to the rest of them - S’all right b’ys. I gots this.

That ever happened to you that …