Barbie was homeless - all nine of her.
Her clothes everywhere. She had no place to park the pink corvette And her perfect palomino Tawney? That pony was last seen munching green Lego hoping it was grass.
Barbie had some hope. It was a contractual clause of every parent on Christmas. Her hope?
The Santa Clause.
One of the most difficult aspects of the holiday season is trying to navigate the contractual obligations that come along with it. The Santa Clause can be a particularly difficult contract to uphold. The agreement stipulates that if a child believes in Santa, then he or she will receive gifts from him on Christmas morning. However, if a child stops believing in Santa, then the contract is null and void.
One of the nine was Legally Blonde Barbie. Having graduated from Harvard law, she knew about the Santa Clause. The house, a turnkey product had to be finished by Christmas morning. You don’t want to know what kind of boss bitch Barbie can be.
So Santa was feeling pressure.
Actually?
Sa…
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