seeking problems and taking offense
you are what you find
I once knew a man who described himself as a ‘seeker’.
I always regarded him as a pretentious dipshit.
Seeker eh? What are you looking for?
His answer didn’t disappoint:
Liberty, love and social justice.
Wow.
What a high minded person.
And important too! They were on a big quest for ‘liberty, love and social justice’.
They must be highly capable - if they were going to find liberty love and social justice.
What’s more, they must have somehow been my ‘better’.
Me?
I wanted a weekend off and a better job than washing dishes.
My goals in life were simple: I just wanted to get paid to make people laugh and have girls like me. 1
I told him as much and was made aware of the fact that both this goal and I myself were, ‘problematic’ and that this was an example of my ‘privilege’.2
Over the years, the Beaker faced ass patty of a human demonstrated quite the ability to find problems and take afense.
One day, I told him as much and you know what this hyper aware pile of moral purity did?
He found that ‘proble…
