Rosetta Stone and Kidney Beans

And another friend Miss Understanding

Miss Understanding?

She’s SO empathetic.

Miss Understanding?

So many good intentions.

Miss Understanding?

Oh so serious.

Miss Understanding?

So much trouble.

Miss Understanding?

So absurd.

Miss Understanding?

Makes us work through it.

Miss Understanding?

Makes us laugh.

Miss Understanding taught me that Rosetta Stone was a young blonde woman with a language school.

Miss Understanding led me to believe that my kidneys were the size of beans.

Miss Understanding is the delight of my life.


One Derful Thing

Find something small

like a ring

Something that fits into the palm of your hand

Every now and then take it out and look at it.

Do not let the others see it.

Every time you do, hiss and call it “My Precious”