Oh dear,
My fiends!
It was only yesterday Rizhik, the Ukie tabby, took a bike ride home without his testes.
This morning?
He escaped!
Perhaps he went looking for his balls.
His momma, Lubdivma (or something like that) sent me a text.
Sir! Rizhik must be a scared. We opened the door and he ran outside and would not come back. We put the pee box by the door for him to find his smell. Is he scared of us? Will he come to you?
My reply:
If he’s afraid, he should be afraid of us. We may have fed him and kept him warm, but we also cut his balls off, tossed him in a bag and took him for a bike ride.
But my suspicion?
He’s a ginger.
He’s a ‘red’.
He’s a fucking communist. Likely Russian.
I hope the Ukies are careful with their Russian cat that pretends to be Ukie.
He’s likely trying to stir up shit in the eastern regions of their flat as I type this.
People seem to fear black cats.
They are the biggest fools.
Ginger cats are communist revolutionaries.
I’m just glad that he’s not Siamese.
Mao was the biggest evil to walk the earth - he starved over sixty million people.
Don’t fear the reaper.
Fear the ginger siamese.