questions about gender identity?

check the kitchen sink

It has come to my attention that there is one singular characteristic that determines gender. Some say it’s biology. Your plumbing, DNA and all those bibbly blobbly biology bits that I ignored in school.

Others argue that the story in your head determines your gender. Oddly enough, this has little to do with race, species or handsomeness. Given that the determinants of gender are still a subject of debate, I as a remarkable fool have decided to wade into this very neutral topic with THE RIGHT ANSWER:

In the past two weeks I have conducted a nongitudinal study of eleven men. In this study I asked them how friggin’ annoying their partners dish habits were. By using this unbiased inquiry I have determined that men and women are fundamentally different in a way that is essential to the survival of our species.

It’s the dishes stupid

Men do dishes as they go. They put things away after they take them out to use them. After every meal they cook, they clean their pots. Food is functional and op…