pleasure bandits

and a sensitivity to dominance

Hello again if you’re just popping by to see what Jim is up to. He is editing The Book of Wrong Answers this whole month. I’m the third person omniscient narrator. They call me ‘Vog’. When you see this plain old font, it’s me.

Hi, I’m the book. Mr. Book if you please. I’m italicised as I like pizza.

And I’m Jim, the would be author. I use bold so that perhaps I actually get heard.

Dude, we hear you. We’re hanging on your every word.

Well, I don’t feel heard a lot of the time.

Sure, so just stick with the bold font. Don’t go pissing people off with endless repetition. This isn’t your family.

So those are the main fonts. We also get visits from both the HR and Marketing departments. Their fonts are clear when they show up. The editors? They live in the footnotes.

Well they’re not here.

They’re not.

Nope. They won’t be listening today.

How do you know?

They made a mistake. They used italics in a footnote. That gave me permission to be there. I saw what they were talking about. You’re not going to…