Humans are always around.
Need to sneak.
Kitten knows sneaky.
IT’S A TRAP
To trap first get:
1 big rubber boot
1 foot sized dead fish (small foot) [more small than boot]
1 wad of bubble gum (smaller than fish) [bigger than small]
Stuff bubble gum in boot
(use snout to push down deep into toe)
Put fish in gum in boot
f(ishy-gumboot - nota)dance
Wait for kitten.
remove kitten part in boot
Discard booty part.
Serve remainder with a port reduction.
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