Part the sixth

How to cook a kitten

This kitten?

Humans are always around.

Need to sneak.

Kitten knows sneaky.

Me? Less.

Less sneak.

The solution?

IT’S A TRAP

To trap first get:

1 big rubber boot

1 foot sized dead fish (small foot) [more small than boot]

1 wad of bubble gum (smaller than fish) [bigger than small]

1 axe

Stuff bubble gum in boot

(use snout to push down deep into toe)

Put fish in gum in boot

f(ishy-gumboot - nota)dance

Wait for kitten.

Secure kitten.

remove kitten part in boot

(use axe)

Discard booty part.

Serve remainder with a port reduction.