Part the seventh
How to cook a kitten
This time get kit
Buy from Amce co.
Purchase basket, roller skate and large magnet.
Place kitten in basket.
Place basket on roller skate.
Oh! Go and purchase a large piece of metal
Place large piece of metal in basket.
Take care not to bruise the meat.
Use large magnet to pull kitten in front of city bus.
Take care not to go self in front of bus.
Get kitten hit by bus.
Place remainders in yo-nannas.
Grind until smooth.
Serve with under seat gum.
And a smattering of desperation.
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