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Once upon a time there was a hare.
This funny bunny?
They were living every day as if it were their last.
This funny bunny?
Went for it.
All of the time.
No stone unturned and no turn unstoned.
The hare was a self righteous pain in the ass.
They were looking to live without regrets.
They surrounded themselves with other self important lagomorphs.
(that’s my expensive word of the day - feel free to look it up and annoy people with it later)
No one liked them.
Then there was this tortoise.
This creature?
It lived with the utmost of curiosity.
As though every day was its first.
Frigging thing would stop to count the fluff on a dandelion.
Stupid tortoise never got anywhere.
No one liked them either.
What do ya do?
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