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MOCK THE DESPOT!

How fucking miserably, unrelenting is the infinately fucking stupidity of some… some… some derelict squirt from the ass glands of a russian toy terrier.

The excretion I’m talking about? The little snake- Vladdy. Actually - I retract that remark. It’s unfair to snakes. 

At this time, I am currently unwilling to use the term “human” or “person” in reference to the giant steaming pile of excrement  that is he.

Ya see, he’s doing something others have done before. It’s something that’s absurd and adds no value to the world.

War, that is.

And the world’s been thrown into chaos by this little man who has difficulty on his skates.

 Little Vladdy, the cancerous pustule should look at the ground beneath him every now and then: