mowing the lawn after dark

dartmouth: does it differently

What do you put off? Paperwork? Paying taxes? Confronting someone? Me too.

Also?

I hate mowing the lawn.

I’m sure there are some of you out there who love your lawn - you’re the lawn connoisseurs, or lawnoisseurs, sultans of sod and grass gurus. Y’all may find this post a bit un-mow-tavating.

But if you’re not a turf enthusiast, you may find this approach ground breaking.

It seems lately, I’m so put off by the idea of mowing my lawn that I put off mowing my lawn.

Given this, here are the top ten benefits of cutting your lawn after dark:

• 10: You become the most high tech person on the street with stealth technology: Mowing your lawn under the cover of darkness gives you an instant upgrade to stealth mode. You'll feel like a ninja, silently maneuvering through your yard, undetected by both neighbors and pesky critters

• 9: Start a stay-cation with a peaceful escape: Mowing your lawn in the dark offers a peaceful escape from the chaos of the day. As the world around you settles into stillness…